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Anonymous asked: Can you draw a shy Sollux please?
*sweats*
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-Rodney
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im going to sleep but someone please remind me to put pictures of chicken little and griffin mcelroy next to each other when i wake up tomorrow
Griffin McElroy is not a coward
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Hey guys, check out this new game I bought.
- What is it?
It’s called Ninja Gaiden, it’s supposed to be totally hard!
- Sweet!
Hya! Hargh!
Oh my god! Bwuaah!
OH, YOU THINK THAT’S HARD? I’M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL. THAT’S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE
Worship.
OH GOD HELP ME
GOD CAN’T HELP YOU NOWW
HEY. there’s a ninja with huge boobs over there.
Hi.
Uh, COOL?
IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN’T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD! HHARH!
HEY, YOU BITCH. I’M THE STRATEGY GUIDE. YOU CAN’T MESS WITH ME.
Thank god you’re here!
Don’t worry pal. I’ll-HUGH!
Oh god.
“Samsung phones are too big” maybe for a little BABY with tiny little BABY hands
me calling you on my brand new Samsung Galaxy S9 Mini
me attempting to answer on a tiny baby phone using my Large Manly Hands
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This is my new head canon.
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