followers who would be your pokemon partner… I don’t mean the pokemon you’d WANT to have I mean the pokemon you’d HAVE. I want to hear the same kind of activity level + safety + enrichment considerations you’d use if you were considering getting a particular breed of dog for example
I would personally be an office worker and have a fomantis that I had to order from a specialized breeder overseas… I paid so much for the egg shipping + live hatch insurance. she is such a picky little beast and I spent my entire paycheck for 6 months to build her a tropical hothouse for the required levels of humidity and temperature. I am on 13 different exotic plant pokemon forums where we talk about our fertilizer mixes and what we’ve been doing to maintain the coloration of our pokemon’s leaves. I am the pokemon equivalent of a serious aquarium hobbyist
‘I would have a charizard’ ‘I would have a lycanroc’ not all of us can be professional trainers or pokemon rehabilitators and that’s OKAY. most of us can just be a guy with a magnemite you rented from the office to help you keep track of all your paperclips and keys. a guy with a yanma to help with ubereats deliveries
Preferably a pokemon that can help me remember to eat, remember my medication, or help me through my anxiety n depression, so maybe an audino or indeedee?
Maybe found them through a partner matching program for those with disabilities and disorders needing assistance. One that finds, trains, or breeds for mild temperament pokemon to help people depending on their conditions.
I would have a togetic that uses yawn to make sure i go to sleep at an appropriate time each night
People will spend hours watching “ending explained” videos and reading about how Ed, Edd, n Eddy is set in purgatory or some such barmy nonsense, but the moment you tell them a piece of media was motivated by racism or corporate interest in affecting public opinion or the Pentagon’s funding suddenly you’re reading too much into it.
