Silver Tongue

Nov 12

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

On a way cooler note, a goblin fired an arrow at me in D&D and I had to roll to avoid it

I rolled a natural 20

Snatched that shit out of the air

I asked if I could throw it back

I had to roll a ranged attack with disadvantage (I’m a fucking cleric)

I rolled TWO natural 20

(via dies-first)

arroz-con-yolo:

sxeli:

homosozialismus:

sxeli:

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

(via bloodsbane)

donkeykongliker:

A little flintstone comic i made! enjoys

(via epic-divorceman)

real-live-dragon:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Almost a transformer. So close. via Shitty_Car_Mods

hey dude i think you slipped and posted from r/really fucking cool car mods

(via dan-mcneely)

[video]

(Source: brownnesscrew, via dan-mcneely)

canape-official:

sma11meat:

thecreach:

Try speeding through this, asshole.

You cant out run your past, Sonic

(via chefpyro)

cat-pun:

i was very inspired by this post to draw kanaya

also heres a speedpaint

(Source: kiwi, via taffybuns)

artaline:

Strifing Guidestuck

[Quinn Egbert] [Jaspers Lalonde] [Cal Strider] [Bec Harley]

aka i have no imagination, they use kids’ weapons

(via moonpaw)

peachdeluxe:

nihilism

(via pembrokewkorgi)