Silver Tongue

Nov 12

cobaltdays:
“ snaacks:
“this is why we use commas kids…
”
Lmfaooo
”

cobaltdays:

snaacks:

this is why we use commas kids…

Lmfaooo

(via newbarrk)

thegeektastichedgehog:
“ a-furious-heart:
“ theinevitablestorm:
“ mysharona1987:
“ I mean, great little girl and all.
But people understand this is not really a heartwarming story, right?
”
THIS 5 YEAR OLD HAD TO DO WHAT?
This is fucking UNTHINKABLE...

thegeektastichedgehog:

a-furious-heart:

theinevitablestorm:

mysharona1987:

I mean, great little girl and all.

But people understand this is not really a heartwarming story, right?

THIS 5 YEAR OLD HAD TO DO WHAT?

This is fucking UNTHINKABLE in Scotland. Every child under the age of 8 is entitled to a free school meal, and milk cartons cost about 12p otherwise.

In Sweden we get free food until we graduate at the age of 18/19 AND school is completely free, nothing has t be payed for.

In America we routinely let children starve but I guess it’s an improvement in the cannibalism in jamestown

there are dozens of “heartwarming” stories which are definitely not heartwarming. they are horrifying examples of how the nature of capitalism fucks people over.

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celticpyro:
“ nishthedish:
“ berlynn-wohl:
“ nishthedish:
“ furlockhound:
“ rainybunbun:
“ furlockhound:
“ gemofsphene:
“ then again
the more things change….
”
The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in...

celticpyro:

nishthedish:

berlynn-wohl:

nishthedish:

furlockhound:

rainybunbun:

furlockhound:

gemofsphene:

then again

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the more things change….

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

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Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

“probably even earlier”

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True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

if people were able to instantly take a picture and see how it came out way back in grandpa times guarantee we would have seen a lot more silly photos.

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clitclip:

honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.

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coolman229:

emosad420:

UR GF/BF ISNT UR OTHER HALF UR ALREADY WHOLE

THEY’RE UR EXPANSION PACK, BCOS THEY MAKE SOMETHING THAT’S ALREADY WHOLE EVEN BETTER AND THEY COST $5.99

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sindri42:
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sindri42:

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(Source: sary370, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)