Silver Tongue

Sep 20

lil-high-alien:
“ kidobsolete:
“ ladykaymd:
“ inrnsanity:
“ Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
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This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can...

lil-high-alien:

kidobsolete:

ladykaymd:

inrnsanity:

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

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This shit never made more sense than now

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Sep 19

yournewfriendshouse:
“ dandelionofthanatos:
“If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.
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‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare,...

yournewfriendshouse:

dandelionofthanatos:

If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.

‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this framework–besides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people–is that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.’


It’s so good to see this articulated!

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mad-hare:

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bruh what

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streaming banjo kazooie with @scraps-is-busy come watch it at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

streaming banjo kazooie with @scraps-is-busy come watch it at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

bonecouch:

kaijuno:

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For just $10,000 you, too, can own a VCR from 1995

gets a game over and throws the controller and it circles around and hits me in the head and I die and my family sues apple for millions

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imsobadatnicknames:

bryannagraham:

tilthat:

TIL Jon Benjamin, creator of Bob’s Burger, recorded an experimental jazz album without knowing how to play any instruments. Includes several tracks titled “I Can’t Play Piano.”

via reddit.com

More proof that Jon is actually just fucking bob in human form

He’s not the show’s creator, he’s just Bob’s voice actor tho

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egberts:

im CACKLING

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avecpardonplaysminecraft:

spaceisprettycool:

ardatli:

hagar-972:

westsemiteblues:

adrivenleaf:

westsemiteblues:

the-independent-jew:

One thing I love about Judaism is that long involved conversations about things like “can a zombie attend shul?” or “can i use my pet dragon to light candles on shabbat?” or “is meat from a replicator kosher?” are seen as completely normal.

Yes, but it should avoid contact with a Cohen if it can, and if the dragon is a Gentile sure, why not, a pet dragon is an ideal Shabbos goy, since it probably lives with you, and will get a kick out of helping. If it’s a Jewish dragon, though, no, it’s better for you to do it yourself rather than cause another Jew to violate Shabbat.

Wait wait… if a jew owned the dragon as a pet wouldn’t using the beast’s labor to light candles be pretty explicitly prohibited?

Good point. Is the dragon property, or is it a roommate?

I think it was ruled that one may allow a dragon to ignite a fire if (a) the dragon is non-sapient, and preventing them from lighting the fire would be animal cruelty, or (b) the dragon is sapient, non-Jewish and not in indentured service.

And one cannot bring a dragon into a household for the express purpose of lighting candles at a later date, since the Jew would be directly benefiting from the dragon’s actions on Shabbat. 

But if the dragon just happens to live there already and feels the urge to light candles, it should not be stopped from doing so – as the sages said: “the same candle that benefits one can be used to benefit one hundred.“ (Shulchan Aruch HaRav, 276:6) 

This was a thrill from start to finish.

But nobody answered if meat from a replicator is kosher and I’m really curious to know about that now!

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lezzyharpy:

all these people saying “just pirate the new game!” like…. financial support isnt the only issue here guys

just dont fucking play it. if you cant live without playing the newest harry potter game then like. die i guess

saying “just pirate it!” isnt actually addressing anything. rowling is already richer than g-d. stop trying to find excuses and workarounds so you can keep engaging with her content. just move the fuck on

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