Silver Tongue

Aug 03

socpens:
“me when i find out a game has object physics
”

socpens:

me when i find out a game has object physics

(via thatsthat24)

kideon:

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(via demilypyro)

rockdownu:

killmomger:

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Bitch finally

Moon Presence you’re doing amazing sweetie

(via newbarrk)

[video]

Aug 02

banishedquasiroyal:

Yeah Im A Space Player Yeah The Moon Looks Like My Ass And Your Point Is

i mean, why else would it be called “mooning”

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

[video]

(Source: twitter.com, via thatsthat24)

falloutboyzintheattic:

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

(via demilypyro)

turing-tested:

rabies this and jaundice that. where’s my tetenus pride

(via metaname)