Silver Tongue

Aug 02

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

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bobert-drake:

just one look and I can hear a bell ring

one more look and I forget everything

OH OH

MAMMA MIA

H E R E I G O A G A I N

MY MY

HOW COULD I

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threesquaresdown: “ annemarieandlovingit: “ hellotailor: “ bundyspooks: “ 1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car. ” isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want. ” A fair...

threesquaresdown:

annemarieandlovingit:

hellotailor:

bundyspooks:

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.

isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.

A fair point

tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

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whitepeopletwitter: ““Socialized medicine” ”

whitepeopletwitter:

“Socialized medicine”

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spencerthefredder: “ uisce-bitch: “I’m confused ” It used to be that paper currency was backed by gold and silver for its value. A 10$ paper note would be redeemable for 10$ worth of gold or silver following the gold or silver standard. Currently our...

spencerthefredder:

uisce-bitch:

I’m confused

It used to be that paper currency was backed by gold and silver for its value. A 10$ paper note would be redeemable for 10$ worth of gold or silver following the gold or silver standard. Currently our bills are fiat money which means they are not backed by any tangible item. They’re just based on the strength of the economy. The economy can fluctuate so it makes the actual value of a bill unstable. These Mcdonalds coins, however, would be a currency that are redeemable for a Big Mac. This would make them a technically more stable currency as they are always have the value of a Big Mac they can be redeemed for.

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ao3tagoftheday: “ linden-from-the-stars: “ ao3tagoftheday: “ [Image Description: Tag reading “lost in a corn maze au”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: However shall we occupy our time while we await rescue? ” whatever it is it better not be too...

ao3tagoftheday:

linden-from-the-stars:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “lost in a corn maze au”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: However shall we occupy our time while we await rescue?

whatever it is it better not be too corny

One of these days, I’m going to compile a list of all you people who’ve ever responded to my posts with stupid puns. Then I’m going to hunt down everyone on the list, tie you all up in an abandoned warehouse, and make you listen to an audiobook of one of those 101 Hilarious Jokes books. You know, the ones where all the jokes are just dumb puns and don’t even make you crack a smile? And just when you think it’s over, I’ll start the audiobook over again and walk out. I’ll let you stay in that warehouse forever, listening to the same stupid puns over and over and over, for the rest of your pathetic little lives. When they find your bodies, the words “because seven ate nine” will be carved into your very flesh.

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