Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with
…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.
The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.
Hyrule warriors Legends… I have yet to die in the game, but prepare for me to spend 10 FUCKING YEARS GETTING OUT OF IT
Xenoblade Chronicles X. I am going to get ambushed by a Tyrant out of nowhere and die miserably.
I can’t remember if i last played Danganronpa, or Final Fantasy XIV… I really kind of hope it’s that last one though. Even though i don’t think that game even has an ending.
Pixel Dungeon. I will die so fast.
I think the last actual videogame I played might have been Animal Crossing. Can you even beat Animal Crossing? Pay off your house? … I…
… I’m OK with this. As long as Hamlet is here with me.
Fantasy Life. I’m fine so long as the sky isn’t falling anymore.
…Neko Atsume…Well, as long as Pearl and our current cats can come with, I am totally cool with living in a really nice house in Japan & befriending Lots of cats?
I honestly cannot remember because I go a long time between games, but it was probably Saint’s Row so I’m fucked.
HIVESWAP ACT 1.
FUCK.
gauntlet dark legacy. nice i geta shit ton of free food found in barrels and shit
yesterday my dad and i were stuck indoors because of the weather and i said “we’re homestuck” and he looked at me, like he knew this was some meme shit, he knew the score, but he couldn’t place it. he just kept looking at me suspiciously, knowingly, warily. then he carefully said, “yes.”
im declaring those little dot circle eyebrows no longer valid. the new cutesy trend is inexplicably drawing eyebrows as fully 3 dimensional dodecahedrons
Those aren’t dodecahedra, those look like icosidodecahedra.
actually we’re both wrong, theyre fuckin truncated icosahedrons and we both have to delete our blogs now
