Silver Tongue

Jul 28

cairo-overcoat:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

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What about when he fake tosses it

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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voidbat:

ivankitsune:

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

I’ve actually played the default iPhone ringtone at full blast at Jo-Ann’s during a quick shopping trip.  Just so I could make them slow down to dig their purses out from under a giant pile of bulk fabric, so I could get to the only open checkout lane with my ten items before I had to spend half an hour waiting for them.

I am, in fact, going to hell. But I’m having fun on the way I guess.

…you’re a fucking genius.

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How to make Piñata cookies!

danielbonce:

cloudfreed:

saucefactory:

nada-interessante:

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I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

me [hitting these tiny and carefully made confections with a full size bat]: GIVE ME THE CANDY

ok but like i need this

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charredasperity:
“ You like Castlevania?
The early games were a bit too restrictive for my tastes, but when Symphony of the Night came out, the series really came into its own artistically and mechanically. The whole game has an appealing gothic...

charredasperity:

You like Castlevania?

The early games were a bit too restrictive for my tastes, but when Symphony of the Night came out, the series really came into its own artistically and mechanically. The whole game has an appealing gothic design and a new tightness to the controls that really gives the gameplay a big boost. It’s been compared to Super Metroid, but I think SOTN has a much more dark and fantastical presentation.

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prayerbucket:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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#GrowingUpAustralian

hectichoods:

juicy-luci:

dontworry-imaustralian:

Having to drink your goon sack behind maccas at quarter to five in the arvo because your mate was being a cunt and wouldn’t pick you up from the bottle-o because his ute is fucked from doing skids.

can someone translate this???

“Having to drink your disgusting, cheap wine behind McDonald’s at a quarter to five in the afternoon because your friend was being a dick and wouldn’t pick you up from the alcohol store because his car is fucked from doing burnouts.“

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rinsfw:
“no magic tricks on irk
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rinsfw:

no magic tricks on irk

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milk–lizard:

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

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