Silver Tongue

Nov 08

daily-xefros:
“ has this been done
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daily-xefros:

has this been done

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obamasnow:

obamasnow:

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

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fuckyeahdnd:

momnar:

Hear me out. Half-orcs who are–instead of half human–half dragonborn and are built like Foo Dogs

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Thank you for your time

I think foo dog is a good look for dragonborn in general though

(Source: andisupreme, via scafe-dragon)

breastforce:
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breastforce:

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xelamanrique318:

taylor swift: my new album reputation is out this–

sia: anyways here’s my booty pic cuz some of u paps are trying to sell pics of my booty so here it is for free. also buy my new christmas album which comes out a week after taylor’s “republican.”

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scotchtapeofficial:

pricklypearfrappe:

androlesbo:

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androlesbo:

tilthat:

TIL Sally Ride had a female partner for more than 25 years, making her the first known LGBT astronaut.

via reddit.com

Wow LGBT? All at once? She was a fucking lesbian just say the word lesbian

They’re saying she was the first astronaut who was part of the lgbt community they’re not trying to erase her being a lesbian

She was the first LESBIAN astronaut fuck ur gbt

Hi I’m actually not gbt I’m also a lesbian.

What I’m trying to say is they’re saying she was the first LGBT astronaut not the first lesbian because it means she was there before any gay, bi or trans astronaut. Idk why you’re so upset about this

saying lgbt instead of lesbian isn’t erasing anything about her bc the context of the sentence implies that she’s the first astronaut who’s not cishet, therefore everyone before her was. it’s a bigger meaning that conveys a lot more information that wouldn’t be conveyed by just saying she was the first lesbian.

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classicmeevs:

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

(Source: classicmeevs, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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youareagoodperson:

Honestly people who refuse to ship m/f ships because they’re “straight” or whatever are so fucking boring, like I don’t ship people based on gender, I ship based on chemistry. Shipping isn’t activism, you don’t get woke points for having the most “progressive” ship like this is supposed to be fun so fuck off with your fandom policing and get a life.

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kITty

modring:

kitty, c.1890s

kITty

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