Silver Tongue

Jul 26

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I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

because country is far worse than the torture that the villain is doing

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firesigh:

kibapdf:
biconpeach:
kibapdf:
that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf
the WHAT post

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chess-and-snickers:

chlorinetrifluoride:
If you ship two dudes who are alternate versions of each other, is that incest or masturbation?
It’s either Homestuck or The Onceler.

dock scratch is the onceler of homestuck

the overwatch heroes trying to sell you weed

robinmichelleblake:

mekegay:
tracer: ‘ello there love! fancy purchasin’ a bit o’ skunk? wouldchu loike som green stuff?
winston: i uh…have some…cannabis back in my lab…if you uh, wanted to join me..i swear i’m not a cop
reaper: i am a cop. u want some weed tho lol
junkrat: the fohck yew mean aye’m not s’posed to eat tha bong too, m8
moira: you are not getting any of my fucking weed you little foolish incel *runs away from you*
torbjorn: *already so stoned he cant even hear you* hëheh, hä ämemer tiemë
You forgot the best one…

(via pembrokewkorgi)

Anonymous asked: Could you draw a humanoid Wheatley, from Portal 2? :O

filibusterfrog:

missgoalie75:

accio-shitpost:
sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible
#already did the time might as well do the crime ( @quentincoldwatcr )

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xxlukemavxx:

onion-souls:
fireandshellamari:
deathdaydream:
mykrazyuniverse:
magistrate-of-mediocrity:
deathdaydream:
deathdaydream:
soappppp
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
oh. I thought it was a photo.
Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.
this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube
Originally posted by smokingbomber
Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter
The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

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