Silver Tongue

Nov 07

odvunir:

odvunir:

odvunir:

practical things to consider when choosing your set of dice for DnD: how painful they’ll be to shit out of your fragile butthole if you eat one of them in a fit of rage after a bad roll

minimum impact

ＭＡＸＩＭＵＭ ＩＭＰＡＣＴ

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l-nobby-l:

helloitsbees:

hypersexualsportswear:

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

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ashestoashesjc:

maybe next time you’ll think before you cheat on carrie underwood’s mining-enthusiast cousin, carrie underground

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[video]

Anonymous asked: Could you add a post on people who identify as bofa-gender?

piratebay-premium:

:

I would, but I, unfortunately, have no idea what bofa-gender is, and neither does Chicken.

If you want to submit it, you can use the submission box. :)

-Treant

This post straight up killed this blog
They don’t even have a url anymore just a status

chefpyro:

thepleasuregoblin:

chefpyro:

Videogames let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example, in Pokémon you can slap a fish

You can slap a fish in real life if you’re not a weiner

Bitch I’ll slap your weiner with a fish if you don’t

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hey guys check out my very serious new gender diagrams

the-gender-enigma:

the-gender-enigma:

the-gender-enigma:

the-gender-enigma:

the-gender-enigma:

fig. 1: the gender diamond, centered on two axes, at a jaunty angle because i wanted it to be 

fig. 2: the gender prism, with the top and bottom binary faces and the four societal faces, and one more because it got messy

fig. 3: the gender dodecagon, which i think is a crime against graphic designers

fig. 4: we took some of your concerns into consideration and have reworked it into a fantasy map, because that is how the gender is, like the game of genders, haha 

fig. 5: the gender rabbits, we heard your concerns again and we decided to go for more of a symbolic gestalt representation of the manifestations of gender

fig 6: the gender wall shows how different genders coexist to create an omnigender presence

(Source: glitchlight, via dan-mcneely)

hashtagdion:

It fascinates me how you never hear people who “tell it like it is” complimenting others. Seriously, people who pride themselves on being brutally honest or always speaking their mind should statistically be throwing out random compliments to their friends and strangers on a daily basis. Unless of course being brutally honest is just your entry fee to being an asshole.

(Source: myboyfriendpetebuttigieg, via dan-mcneely)

The Homsetuck 2018 Calender

moonpaw:

benzopyrene-612:

@moonpaw​ you’re not the only one having trouble typing homestuck :o

im valid?

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allonsyforever:

Conservatives: Liberal snowflakes are teaching kids to be too sensitive

Also conservatives: A Teenager Greeted Me In The Street And Now I Think Society Is Crumbling

(Source: marvelsmostwanted, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)