Silver Tongue

Nov 06

(Source: pics-that-make-you-go-hmm, via dan-mcneely)

julietandherfairjuliet:

rigglos:

lesbianrey:

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

(via moonpaw)

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in-scrutable:

Griffin: a comparison

DM Griffin:

“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.”

Player Griffin:

“I do a murder”

“I’m good on skin … I have enough”

“I put my fidget spinner in it”

(via moonpaw)

(Source: filibusterfrog, via filibusterfrog)

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hypeswap:

welovefine: what if we sold mugs with the cute little symbols on them, like the shirts, but the other side of the mug is the characters disembodied visage staring at you judgementally

andrew, smoking a blunt: sure, my idiot fans would buy anything i give them

(via moonpaw)

banishedquasiroyal:
“happy womb escape anniversary @turing-tested ! im glad ur alive!!!
”

banishedquasiroyal:

happy womb escape anniversary @turing-tested ! im glad ur alive!!!

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

moonpaw:
“DID YOU KNOW ITS @vriska‘S BIRTHDAY? happy birthday vwee i wuv u
”

moonpaw:

DID YOU KNOW ITS @vriska‘S BIRTHDAY? happy birthday vwee i wuv u

moonpaw:
“did i ever show u guys this kardia i commissioned from @official-spec a while ago bc i love her
”

moonpaw:

did i ever show u guys this kardia i commissioned from @official-spec a while ago bc i love her