(Source: pics-that-make-you-go-hmm, via dan-mcneely)
list of heroes
the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house
the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car
don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men
The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them
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Griffin: a comparison
DM Griffin:
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.”
Player Griffin:
“I do a murder”
“I’m good on skin … I have enough”
“I put my fidget spinner in it”
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(Source: filibusterfrog, via filibusterfrog)
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welovefine: what if we sold mugs with the cute little symbols on them, like the shirts, but the other side of the mug is the characters disembodied visage staring at you judgementally
andrew, smoking a blunt: sure, my idiot fans would buy anything i give them
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happy womb escape anniversary @turing-tested ! im glad ur alive!!!
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DID YOU KNOW ITS @vriska‘S BIRTHDAY? happy birthday vwee i wuv u
did i ever show u guys this kardia i commissioned from @official-spec a while ago bc i love her