Silver Tongue

Jul 22

pretzel-log1c:

an-android-in-a-tutu:

cryptiboy:

stalker-among-the-stars:

my-little-ninja:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

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why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

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Ta-Da!

Sard borken

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.

(via demilypyro)

yofukit:
“A wild woolie appeared
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yofukit:

A wild woolie appeared

(via excelsioryuken)

adamtots:
“ dang millenials!!!!
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adamtots:

dang millenials!!!!

P.S. if you like my comics, please consider supporting me on Patreon or buying my new book. It has over 100 pages of new comics! Thanks!

(via beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202)

minerva-is-a-robot:

minerva-is-a-robot:

i think the basic difference between taz and cr is best illustrated by how they both handle zone of truth

in cr you have to tell the truth, but you can choose to not answer

in taz you are compelled to tell as many truths as you can get out, question-relevant or not

question: did you murder that stranger

critical role: i don’t know who that guy is (technically not a lie, since he’s a stranger)

the adventure zone: NOT ONLY DID I MURDER THAT MAN, I WENT INTO HIS CLOSET AND LICKED ALL HIS VESTS BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY STYLISH AND I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE WOULD WANT THEM

also, successfully resisting zone of truth in TAZ compels you to lie.

(via bloodsbane)

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t-i-g-g-s:
“Hey. that’s my son.
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t-i-g-g-s:

Hey. that’s my son. 

(via aeritus)

samlionheart:
““Hi Merle. You got a minute?” ”

samlionheart:

“Hi Merle. You got a minute?”

(via moonpaw)

this-isnt-your-captain-speaking:
“ brandx:
“@this-isnt-your-captain-speaking​ 😭😂
”
IT’S THE FACE
”

this-isnt-your-captain-speaking:

brandx:

@this-isnt-your-captain-speaking​ 😭😂

IT’S THE FACE

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