Silver Tongue

Jul 21

jakemorph:

ellibeanz:

ellibeanz:

dont you just love it when you’re looking at clothes reviews and in someone’s review they happen to be in ominous clown face paint at night but make no reference whatsoever to it 

clowns don’t need to reveal their personal lives to you just to be accepted in society jackass

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

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theroomyouneverenter:

hannibal lecter calmly explaining the elder scrolls games to me over the phone: …but the most recent game is called Skyrim.

me: Skyrin?

hannibal lecter: No no, Skyrim.

me: Right, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: You’re saying it incorrectly. Skyrim.

me: Yeah, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: Sky. Rim.

me: Sky.

hannibal lecter: Sky.

me: Rin.

hannibal lecter:

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filibusterfrog:

half aarakocra half dragonborn for @silver-tongues-blog

ITS PHILIP!

jestre:

If someone wanted to talk about their spine surgery, would that be a backstory? :3

They should write it in a book. People just need to be careful because reading too much will ruin the spine

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Rolling around at the speed of

cutiepiekurai:

wariofan63:

clown

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bizarre neurodivergence things

freshest-tittymilk:

allllltheautism:

headphones-and-tea:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

• Nesting
• Hoarding things
• Taking things apart
• Wandering
• Shitty memory
• Needing pressure on your body to sleep
  

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

Very much so

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