TOM NOOK IS NOT A THIEF YOU CAME INTO TOWN PENNILESS AND HE HELPED YOU WITH A JOB AND LET YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WITH PAYING OFF YOUR HOUSE WITH NO ADDED INTEREST THE TANOOKI IS A SAINT
ITS INDENTURED SLAVERY, THE RACOON IS A CAPITALIST WHO YOU ARE BOUND TO IN DEBT AND CONTINUES TO GIVE YOU HIGH AMOUNTS IN LOANS, YOU ARE HIS WAGE SLAVE!
He gives you an interest free loan, one that would not be solvent in an actual capitalistic hellhole, and it’s YOUR choice to keep upgrading the house, which costs MONEY, and even if you stop playing the game for years he NEVER sends debt collectors after you to take your things in the game, how DARE YOU
Top Two Theories For How Kardala Ended Up Trapped In “The Irene Prison”
- Kardala isn’t actually a goddess, persay, she’s the all of Irene’s pent up feelings personified, loosely based on the cultural background she only kind of remembers. (Because there isn’t an Inuit diety named Kardala, exactly, just some who are close) The prison Kardala speaks about is Irene’s own fears and shyness. She’s one part Thor, one part The Incredible Hulk, given the form of a goddess by Pott’s ill advised comment.
- Irene ate an old bit of carved bone she found washed up on the beach in Victoria when she was two and forgotten-goddess-of-times-past Kardala has been unhappily stuck in her body ever since. Toddlers who put everything in their mouths are the worst.
