Silver Tongue

Jul 21

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possession:

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

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footslam:

krafteasymac:

passionpeachy:

overlord-flinx:

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

butch hartman is undeserving of his first name

join my kickstarter to strip butch hartman of his name

Be pleased to know his first name isn’t Butch. It’s Elmer. Elmer Earl.

holy shit

Elmer Earl Fartman

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[video]

bitchspinach:

“he or she, his or hers”

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To people who use “þ” as an aesthetic “p”

faun-songs:

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

being forced to read variations of  SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES is probably the bigger horror story of the two

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helloplanetpack:

this is the funniest joke I’ve ever made

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tearlessrain:

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

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catchymemes:

Inevitable

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afallenwolf:

elosoquelee:

kesus:

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

Well, the Grandmaster really knows how to take care of their beloved champion

^ Headcannon accepted

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