all these “characters that *would* be weirdly sexualized” posts are wrong bc i assure u the content is there already you’re all just not digging deep enough
all these “characters that *would* be weirdly sexualized” posts are wrong bc i assure u the content is there already you’re all just not digging deep enough
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this promotional art is so COOL….
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this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)
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ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…
this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
what the fuck dude
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
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I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.WAIT A PLATYPUS IS VENOMOUS
It mesmerizes me how this has evolved to such olympian hights
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