Silver Tongue

Jul 15

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spacedijks:

midtown120blues:

If George Washington was a kid today he’d have to tell his dad the truth about like, downloading Minecraft inflation art to his office PC instead of cutting down a cherry tree

if george washington was a kid today i’d pummel that fuddy duddy bitch to kingdom come

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boomsomeknowledge:

learnjp:

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.

for dumbasses like me who don’t speak Japanese

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retrodynamics:

this is the only thing I’ve drawn in two days

ive seen this post like 5 times and only just now realized that shes singing the baby is you

cavehome:

Diluted grugnort

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would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

fishpercolator:

fishpercolator:

fishpercolator:

Here you guys go,

this may take a while…

snip

glorp!

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frogparty:

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

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fartgallery:

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

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