Remy is a confused 00s basic bitch who loves Dutch violinist Emile (and also his bunny, but that’s a different kind of love)
Best description ever.
Tiny pink haired highschool senior is thrown into ridiculous scenerios that force her to turn into a badass, also the search plot of the mobile hogwarts game minus the magic.
countess and cute but badass apprentice are very gay. impending doom but many gay and romantic moments are present
most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date
old people shit on the internet because they fear the power that mass communication gives us
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
john mulaney is immortal and has a lot of patience. The only reason why jerry seinfeld is still alive is because john wants to watch jerry suffer longer than is humanly possible
