Silver Tongue

Jul 11

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captainsnoop:

say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod 

like he was hemming and hawing over what kind of music to load it with and the thai rescue teams just. got the job done normally. without him. he contributed jack shit and his shitty little submarine was rendered useless by completely standard scuba gear and a few determined workers. 

dude tried playing the white savior just got blown the fuck out by people who actually cared about what was going on 

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one-in-lemillion:
“ peteseeger:
“ one-in-lemillion:
“ peteseeger:
“ one-in-lemillion:
“ postmarxed:
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Alright I’m out of the loop, what’d she do wrong that y’all want her dead
” ”
She herself had no part in that tho. What’d she do personally is what...

one-in-lemillion:

peteseeger:

one-in-lemillion:

peteseeger:

one-in-lemillion:

postmarxed:

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Originally posted by pizza-swift89

Alright I’m out of the loop, what’d she do wrong that y’all want her dead

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She herself had no part in that tho. What’d she do personally is what I’m asking.

To quote James Connolly: “We will not blame [her] for the crimes of [her] ancestors if [she] relents the royal rights of [her] ancestors; but as long as [she] claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, [she] must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”

Y’know that’s fair actually

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tutselutse:
“John Cleese just murdered a guy on twitter
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tutselutse:

John Cleese just murdered a guy on twitter

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onyourleftbooob:

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vikingofficial:

storytruths:

yarking:

seriousjones:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

listen, if you want some quality smut and shipping, look up burger king/ five guys

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vrisbians:

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

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libertariancommunism:

Not only did Manchester pride think it was appropriate for them to have PRISON GUARDS at pride, but they thought that it was appropriate for them to have this float

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princessesaphi:
“I colored a lineart by @notedchampagne !! This Terezi was so perfect I had to !!
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princessesaphi:

I colored a lineart by @notedchampagne !! This Terezi was so perfect I had to !!