Silver Tongue

Sep 17

bacon-dragon:
itsaruse:
jaimeedarling:
eternallybutthurt:
I haven’t stopped laughing at this
hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…
i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️
They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.
“a mammal”

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lookineedsleep:

Bird Gothi.

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the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:
Could I hypothetically play DnD as a meek human that is a corporate slave with a 9-5 job as my character? Is that something you could do
Big Orc, opportunistic rogue, loyal druid, and Dave from Accounting
He has no particularly redeeming qualities aside from the fact that he’s agreeable and very normal

minimum wage retail worker: warlock

Sleep deprived college student: wizard

youtube comedian: bard

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clauslucas:

Old pic but still holds up

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leekodot15 asked:

Can we see the Newtwo's sleeping positions in that case?

xxtc-96xx:

she can be twisty, yeah

earthsong9405:

Aight so, I wasn’t gonna post anymore sneak peeks for the Lorule headcanon until it was finished but I find myself in a pickle here. Ya’ll wanna help me choose a final design for Hilda? O:
Honestly I can see all three outfits being something she could wear, but I’m just lookin’ for her base design! Of the three, which do ya’ll like more? O:

I like the shoes of the first one, crown and pauldrons of the second one but the earrings and dress of the third.

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galois-groupie:
vacuously-true:
Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid
Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.
Bro. That’s. That’s a platonic solid, bro.
does this look platonic to you?
Nah, that shape fucks.

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Its time.
Off to a good start

Hello i have a new favorite movie
The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms
Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he’s a priest then the title is false advertising
I’m speechless
[gun fire]
[raptor screeches]
She’s talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
“I don’t believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn’t turn into one!”
Solidarity
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
Me: 😒
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He’s literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was…different
Father Stewart: you’re not THAT different. they’re are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can’t even describe this vietnam war flashback…..there’s 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone’s backyard……a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they’ve lost…..they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then…….his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died….which is why he joined the priesthood…the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

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