Silver Tongue

Oct 31

Chopped

rooby:

Ted Allen: And your final basket ingredient for the dessert round is… rat testicles

Chef 1: I cook rat testicles in my restaurant 5 days a week. I got this.

Chef 2: What is a testicle. I’m going to put it in the ice cream machine.

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officiallilith:

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shenanimation:
“ Halloween Spectre-acular 2017
Next Time: The Rest Of The Beach Thing
”

shenanimation:

Halloween Spectre-acular 2017

Next Time: The Rest Of The Beach Thing

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Anonymous asked: jake- why do you hate pants?

dailyprospit:

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sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Tapir Tummys Are Speckled And Stiped

Oracle At Delphi Said That

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janeroxcallie:

Draw Davepetasprite squared with boobs you cowards.

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ineedsmeatickleslave:

beholden-to-no-one:

equestrianrepublican:

itshiddeninsight:

equestrianrepublican:

rnoistness:

manafromheaven:

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

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my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

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I feel this on a spiritual level.

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Me.

Have to reblog every time I see this.

So great and funny.

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