Ted Allen: And your final basket ingredient for the dessert round is… rat testicles
Chef 1: I cook rat testicles in my restaurant 5 days a week. I got this.
Chef 2: What is a testicle. I’m going to put it in the ice cream machine.
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Halloween Spectre-acular 2017
Next Time: The Rest Of The Beach Thing
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Anonymous asked: jake- why do you hate pants?
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Tapir Tummys Are Speckled And Stiped
Oracle At Delphi Said That
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Draw Davepetasprite squared with boobs you cowards.
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Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of
I feel this on a spiritual level.
Me.
Have to reblog every time I see this.
So great and funny.
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