Silver Tongue

Jul 11

berrybunie:

quillmonger:

berrybunie:

quillmonger:

berrybunie:

quillmonger:

trufflupogus:

quillmonger:

At Disneyland on the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party

Tony, T’challa, and Steve: *spinning slowly, talking, enjoying the ride*

Shuri, Bucky, Peter: *zooms by them spinning at lightning speed, screaming*

All I picture is there wasn’t enough room in the other one for bucky so he gets stuck with the kids but shuri and Peter already have plans to supercharge the spinning and poor bucky has no idea so Peter and shuri are screaming of joy and bucky is screaming of pure terror

Are you kidding Bucky’s using his metal arm to make the cup spin wayyy faster than it should and at first Peter and Shuri are cheering him on but pretty soon they’re all regretting it

And they end up spinning the cup so hard it ends up removing from the spinny thing like this.

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Tony sighs and takes money out of his wallet and hands it to the ride operator before they quickly move on

Moral of the lesson: never put peter, shuri, and bucky in the same ride

They have to be split up on every ride for the rest of the trip. The three of them still somehow manage to simultaneously dab while going downhill on splash mountain despite having no previous communication or plans with each other about doing so.

When Tony asks “Why are you like this?” they all three respond by quoting vines.

By the end of the day one group is quoting vines and memes while the other is left very confused and very concerned.

steve when asking about the whereabouts of a missing small world animatronic: Bucky, why do you enable them
Bucky, with a suspiciously animatronic shaped limp in a backpack: If theyre going to get in trouble they might as well have adult supervision
steve: youre hardly an adult

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uuummmmm excuse me?

fullhalalalchemist:

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https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/6054/text?format=txt

this CANNOT pass. oh hell no. –> (202)-224-3121

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vague-humanoid:
“ anthonybourdainpartsunknown:
“corrective action
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be the change you want to see in the world
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vague-humanoid:

anthonybourdainpartsunknown:

corrective action

be the change you want to see in the world

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syrup-bender:
“ harebrainedharlot:
“ poison-siren:
“@harebrainedharlot
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…You do realize this is because Apple actively prevents messaging from working properly with Android phones by closing off their messaging standards. Apple makes this happen on...

syrup-bender:

harebrainedharlot:

poison-siren:

@harebrainedharlot

…You do realize this is because Apple actively prevents messaging from working properly with Android phones by closing off their messaging standards. Apple makes this happen on purpose so that people think less of Android phones.

iphone users reading this post like


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Sick Amazon ‘elves’ face sack -

pastrami-golem:

rhythmic-idealist:

anduin:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

‘The retailer, which last year made more than £6bn of revenues in Britain, has a disciplinary system under which points are accrued for illness. Workers are issued a penalty point for each episode of sickness.

Workers are told that more than one point will result in a “series of counselling and disciplinary meetings” and between four and six points can result in dismissal.

In one case, a woman who spent three days in hospital with a kidney infection was docked two points, reduced to one on appeal, despite providing a hospital note.

The system has been revealed in an investigation by The Sunday Times at Amazon’s sorting depot in Dunfermline, Scotland.

The undercover reporter was paid £7.35 per hour by an agency that supplies workers to Amazon, but was left with less than the minimum wage after paying £10 for the agency’s bus which took her to the site 40 miles from her home in Glasgow.

It emerged this weekend that some low-paid workers are camping out in woodland near the sorting depot to avoid paying the bus costs and ensure they are left with more than the minimum wage…

The reporter obtained a job with PMP Recruitment, one of the two main agencies that hires and supervises workers at the Dunfermline depot. The investigation found:

  • Workers being threatened with dismissal if they accrued too many points for illness, late attendance or absence, or for making too many errors or failing to hit productivity targets.

  • A claim from a worker in Amazon’s on-site first-aid clinic that workers were under pressure to hit targets and were suffering injuries in the rush to collect products

  • Workers were expected to cover more than 10 miles a day in the warehouse collecting items, but water dispensers to ensure they avoided dehydration were regularly empty

  • The reporter was told she had to sign an opt-out of the working time directive, which limits weekly hours to 48, in order to get a job.

The reporter was employed as a “temporary warehouse operative” at Amazon’s vast plant in Fife. She worked in the “picking” department, which involved retrieving items from across several floors of the sprawling warehouse, according to orders displayed on a handheld scanner she was given. She worked at least 10 hours a day, with an unpaid 30-minute lunch break and two 15-minute paid breaks….

Under the system set out in the Amazon temporary associate handbook, half a point is issued to recruits who are late to work or late back from a break; one point for “one period of sickness”; and three points for “no call, no show”. The undercover reporter was told that anyone who was more than 30 seconds late in arriving at work or returning after a break would be subject to the half-point penalty.

Workers were also told that if they made more than one error a week in collecting items or failed to hit productivity targets they could be subject to a disciplinary process, which could result in dismissal.’

how the fuck are the unions allowing this???? disgusting

Support the Amazon general strike today, July 10th - do not buy from Amazon! Even if your intention is to make some kind of statement with your purchase - don’t, this is (as other bloggers before me have said) the equivalent of crossing a picket line and still handing them profit!

Back when I worked at amazon, the amount of points you could accrue before dismissal was 3.

I was fired because I collapsed and ended up needing to go to hospital - I had kidney stones which lead into a severe infection and I had to be hospitalised.

When I was discharged they informed me they’d let me go.

They also mass fired a good 60% of their workers on Christmas Eve via text.

These are not things an ethical company does

eat the rich

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures

news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a volcano

random film director who REALLY wants an oscar:

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snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

pxr:

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

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piranhapunk:

andyyhurley:

if you’re gay, you’ve almost definitely gone through/are going through an emo phase, an anime phase, a homestuck phase, a weird kids tv shows phase, or some combination of these four things. sorry, i dont make the rules.

fuck…… you……

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