Silver Tongue

Oct 31

The signs as The Onion Headlines

wrenrouge:

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius: 

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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(via newbarrk)

terezis:

terezis:

ok but can someone who is good at webdev explain the phpbb forum tho. like how did posting on the forum upload new pages to mspa i guess? LMAO. how did it work. why did he do it like that. what’s the normal way of hosting a webcomic.

i braved red//dit dot com slash homestuck to see if they had answers 

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this is so fuckin funny

(via newbarrk)

johnloren:
“Did this HP as a style experiment, trying out some things I don’t normally do. #harrypotter #illustration
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johnloren:

Did this HP as a style experiment, trying out some things I don’t normally do. #harrypotter #illustration

(via jwblogofrandomness)

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sonokido:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it

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(Source: rbmadd, via chefpyro)

(Source: daisy-bat, via moonpaw)

maxiesatanofficial:
“ rune-midgarts:
“ pavlovpuppy:
“ rune-midgarts:
“ witchceon:
“ laynedanielle:
“ beardhairdontcare:
“What does this say
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Is this real life
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I never knew being an incel required such a high iq like this
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look i love this...

maxiesatanofficial:

rune-midgarts:

pavlovpuppy:

rune-midgarts:

witchceon:

laynedanielle:

beardhairdontcare:

What does this say

Is this real life

I never knew being an incel required such a high iq like this

look i love this subreddit the chinese chad cuck story was a classic

the

what

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original rebloggable here

how is literally every sentence in this more amazing than the last

(Source: strepthrussy-uwu-blog, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Anonymous asked: i wanna squish goatdog's cheeks

hachikosyndrome:

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scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

i thought succulents were supposed to be the easy do-nothing plant thats impossible to kill but these fuckers are WAY more difficult than all the beans i had to grow in high school. wtf

a normal plant: just fuckin stick it in the sun and give it water. lookin malnourished? nourish it. stuff like blight, aphids, and spider mites are easy as fuck to diagnose and treat.

a god damn succulent, apparently: only likes dry aerated soil mixtures and barely any water ever and lots of indirect sunlight but no direct sunlight and sometimes they just start to look rotting and crinkly and mushy which either means theyre overwatered or underwatered or the soil’s retaining too much moisture or they’re just sad about living in your shitty house. will become naked and die for no apparent reason. you fucking suck

also fucking succulents: throw a rotten dead leaf from 1964 on a plate and watch it spring back to FUCKING life, i guess. 

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

“HEY GUYS how’s editing going??”

projectvoicebend:

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