Silver Tongue

Oct 31

fl0werbunn:
oh shit its Sans Undertale

quick, someone get matpat on the line!

worrynotso:
frostycat:
apricot swiping at an invisible toy!
Apricot giving your blog sick high fives
fuck yeah apricot keep em coming

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caitallolovesyou:

uppityfemale:
The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.
The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.
THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.
THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.
The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.
This is corruption.
This is unethical.
This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.
This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.
sources:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21
http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8
(and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)
Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people!

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bigbosscangotohell:

bigbosscangotohell:
Wow……………. ……………………………..is mario the meatl gear snake eater?????
is mario actually just metal gear snake eater?

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kramergate:

kramergate:
if you’re the mercy who rezzed me, a shitty Junkrat, 5 times across the last two games, please message me, I wanna know… what are we…
im like 99% sure thats how greek soldiers worked too… the bond… thanks mercy

(Source: beetledrink, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:
Did you know…
Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married
If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

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its-mustard-gucci:

tsunamiwavesurfing:
im mad this was tagged as bbw
Thicc

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ohmarik:

tale as old as time
[x]

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renniksarts:

leadhoovesies:
So what games came out on 2017
Mario
Zelda
Sonic
Crash Bandicoot
Wolfenstein
Bubsy
Starfox 2 for the SNES
Metroid
Bomberman
Originally posted by gifs-from-the-seaside-ca

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