Silver Tongue

Oct 30

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guy:
“me
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guy:

me

(via deep-sea-prince)

bootslots:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

(Source: sndwave, via deep-sea-prince)

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longdogferris:

spacesnek:

someone on facebook: i found this non invasive species outside and i’m going to keep it as a pet

me: 

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Customer: “ya my son found this lizard in Florida I couldn’t argue with him it’s in a jar it hasn’t eaten for three weeks idk”

Customer: “we found this snake outside idk what kind it is no I don’t have any supplies no I haven’t done any research no I’ve never kept a reptile”

Customer (x753): “we found this turtle he’s in a (random tiny size) tank I don’t know what kind we got him outside no we don’t have a filter”

Me

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(via deep-sea-prince)

chefpyro:

Autistic culture is walking on your toes without realising it and slowly ruining your posture over the years

jake-richmond:
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(Source: deniblogginstuff, via chefpyro)

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