i neevr want to see this thing again its in my room right now and just knowing, just knowing that i cna pick itu up and look deep into its plastic fucking face at any moment is ruining me
Boy that Russian teenager who’s spent the past 5 hours bruteforcing my epic games account and lighting up my email with security warnings is in for one hell of a surprise when he finally logs in and sees that I’ve literally never played fortnite.
Update its been about 19 hours and he’s still at it
My man here has spent every single day for the past 7 days trying to break into an empty account I hope he makes it soon
Blue Diamond: Able to remember the fusion that was formed by a Ruby and a Sapphire during an otherwise uneventful court meeting over five thousand years ago
Yellow Diamond: Can’t be bothered to remember a Gem who facetimed her and insulted her to her face like at most a couple months ago
