Silver Tongue

Jul 04

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chefpyro:

i… AM… the gamer gf…

oh yeah? how many Xbox controllers have you eaten?

candyinks:
“I waited for so long to post this one!
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candyinks:

I waited for so long to post this one!

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chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

shit, john mulaney is a ghost?

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snapfoo:

kennethhyvel:

catmeme:

catmeme:

catmeme:

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

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the front paws. i love that

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its just very good

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She tried

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broke; lucio, zenyata and dva are the dabbing memesters

woke; ana, reinhardt and possibly morrison are born within this current decade and could feasibly be in elementary school while kids are T-posing in fields

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scp-wiki-official:

gallusrostromegalus:

songofkeys:

vr-trakowski:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

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THE BOY

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Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

*points to my lineage*

~Fantem

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