Donald Featherstone, creator of the plastic lawn flamingo, and his wife Nancy spent at least three decade of their 37 years of marriage wearing complete matching outfits made by Nancy herself.
They would race each other to their shared closet in the morning and the winner would get to pick the outfit for the day. (x)
He not only looked like the guy who invented the lawn flamingo, he acted like it.
Ok, but real talk, that is some true love shit right there.
okay but jake would have noticed immediately because hes the only one who actually likes the film. imagine how horrifying it would be for him to have to hear his wife make love to the corpse of a clown
