Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.
this is so fucked up
This planet looks like a cool rock someone found in a creek.
one day it’s going to hatch and then all of you will be sorry
being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.
the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-
Cares more about peace than war: “This peace is what all true warriors strive for.”
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When Gwonam came to the King to tell how Ganon had seized Korradai his first instinct was: “How can we help?” Clearly a selfless man willing to help another Kingdom in need.[1]
When he thought that Duke Onkled was under attack from Ganon, he went straight to Gamelon to help him out - another selfless deed and willing to go all the way there just to help him out in the flesh [2]
He soothes Zelda’s fears, and makes a smart decision, by taking the Triforce of Courage to protect him
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Another smart decision by suggesting Zelda to send Link if he isn’t heard from within a month [2]
Clearly an assertive King as he is able to silence everyone with a simple “Enough”, it’s clear he has power but isn’t feared for it [2]
A simple man - still thinks about dinner so he must obviously be respected by his people as he could be considered a relatable ruler [2]
Clearly a formidable opponent in duels as Link claims Ganon would be “no match for the King” [2]
Thanks Zelda for saving him - not condescending or unbelieving but genuinely thankful for his daughter saving his life [3]
Gives proper punishment for those who deserve it, doesn’t let Duke Onkled get out scot free [3]
Respected by his royal guards: he calls him “Your Majesty” and “My Liege”, and follows his orders once again showing that Harkinian has power
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Enjoys spending time with his daughter, holds her dear to him - doesn’t put a ton of pressure on her, and just enjoys her company (see the ending) [3]
