Silver Tongue

Jul 03

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melanin-king:

mydearest-tish:

aliilovely:

jogeva:

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

i have ibs so this happens often

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b-e-e-e-s:

hermione-is-not-hedwig:

lovesexandhumor:

xavea:

solarpunkarchivist:

death-limes:

coelasquid:

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix

If you don’t don’t know what chlorine gas is it’s a gas that can kill you.

Chlorine gas is used in chemical weapons yall,
stay as far away from that shit as you physically can

anyone remember that tumblr diy crystal growing that was actually a recipe for mustard gas?

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Terry Crews Says Hollywood Talent Agency is Out to Get Him

vulgartrader:

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A while ago, Terry Crews alleged Adam Venit, a powerful Hollywood executive, had sexually assaulted him at a party. He is a major player at WME (William Morris Endeavor) a talent agency in Hollywood and Crews former partner.

(WME is run by Ari Emmanuel, brother of Rahm Emmanuel. Ari Emmanuel is who the Ari Gold character in “Entourage” is based on.)

Now Terry says he is the target of some very sophisticated attacks. He recently posted this thread on Twitter:

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axleheart:

boymilk:

buhbee:

buhbee:

i make 1 typing error

One.

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franktonius:
“ captainkupo:
“ esser-z:
“ lefthandedtoons:
“The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons
Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/
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franktonius:

captainkupo:

esser-z:

lefthandedtoons:

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

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dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

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irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

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you both make an excellent point

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you all were wrong and i was right

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