Silver Tongue

Jun 29

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lilzodiac:

autumnneedstostop:

phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:

that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

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night-bird-earlyriser:
“ I’m the guy in the blindfold
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night-bird-earlyriser:

I’m the guy in the blindfold

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night-bird-earlyriser:
“ I’m the guy in the blindfold
”

night-bird-earlyriser:

I’m the guy in the blindfold

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Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

susiethemoderator:

may:

maliciastarling:

He went from this

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to this

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and this

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Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

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IF THIS WASNT THE REACH OF THE CENTURY.

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Anonymous asked: Can i get a John English sprite? I had hair like Johns, but the biggest spike of hair was like Jakes and i had a plain white shirt with no symbol and black glasses. Can i get a normal spite and another spite of my godteir, which was the Theif of Rage?

aroacedavestrider:

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TG: this looks like if john and jake just fused and became one person idk who i see more
TG: i guess thats kinda the point of a jakeways john swap but YKNOW

firebirddragon:
“  a fruit bat is what happens with a fuzzy puppy and an umbrella love each other very much.
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firebirddragon:

a fruit bat is what happens with a fuzzy puppy and an umbrella love each other very much. 


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yourplayersaidwhat:

So we’re in a campaign where arcane magic was used to create the universe, and the sole remnant that remembered how to use it were just one race. There were actually Elder Gods too, the ones that actually did the making. Cue a new country, Magistrum, that teaches magic in its public schooling - the only one in the world. Now, since arcane magic was used to make the universe, mages basically tell the universe to go to the corner. However, since the race tried to destroy all knowledge of it, things were relatively stable. Suddenly, a major influx of mages making reality their chew toy. To paraphrase the DM:

“The Elder Gods and the very fabric of the universe are ground under the heel of Magistrum’s public education system.”

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