Silver Tongue

Jun 28

aeritus:
“ dersight:
“we’ve seen black hair grimbark jade and white hair grimbark jade but have we discussed……neon green hair grimbark jade…..
”
GOOD LORD, SOLD.
”

aeritus:

dersight:

we’ve seen black hair grimbark jade and white hair grimbark jade but have we discussed……neon green hair grimbark jade…..

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GOOD LORD, SOLD.

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miamidemoknight1984 asked: the New Overwatch hero makes kills the immersion for me. I could believe in the near future that a Talking Gorilla exists, but Mecha Hamster? Why?

demilypyro:

There’s a floating robot monk and the Shimadas have literal magic ghost dragons, people take this stuff far too seriously

also important to note; hammond was from the same facility winston was from and likely has the same enhancements or even some unauthorized enhancements since he was a side experiment. Also he landed in nuclear australia where he would be eaten if he couldnt figure out how to build robots.

people who dont like hammond: This supersmart hamster is so out of place in this world with enhanced gorillas from the same facility, unexplained magic dragons, irish piss wizards, robot airbenders, cowboys and blue women.

people who like hammond: Fuck yeah, chaotic neutral hamster ball!

paper-mario-wiki:

moonlit-crows:

paper-mario-wiki:

i was just in the checkout at wal mart and the lady said “how are you doing tonight” and without thinking i responded “well im at walmart at 1:30 in the morning buying two very small cheesecakes so i could probably be doing better” and i dont know if that was funnyman tumblr jokester chase or genuinely calling for help chase

Me

actually it was me and identity theft is a crime

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

aloraichium:

new overwatch hero

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dat-soldier:
“ fierceawakening:
“ wilwheaton:
“um.
”
*conks this guy over the damn head with a history book* what in the hell
” ”

dat-soldier:

fierceawakening:

wilwheaton:

um.

*conks this guy over the damn head with a history book* what in the hell

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fairygodrobot:

fairygodrobot:

if fallout 76 includes post-apocalyptic huntington i GUARANTEE that would be the one place in the game where you could actually have fun and not immediately get ganked by a 15yo fortnite player

someone rolls up to New Duckburg™ with power armor and a racial slur in their username and tries to start shit only to get jumped by eight people dressed as the final pam

i wanna go there dressed like todd to fight all the final pams

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Anonymous asked: what the fuck is arg

moonpaw:

i dunno i was gone that day

isnt that the thing from that one game about androids?

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moonpaw:

moonpaw:

send me ur dnd characters or dnd like characters i need fillers for what im working on

please send picture references!

I got a nerdy Kobold NPC named denz

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