Silver Tongue

Jun 11

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

“be not afraid” is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don’t have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they’re speaking to do. what’s the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you’re trying to communicate with?

anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say “hey bitch, stop freaking out”

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my entire life’s purpose is to piss off the catholic church!

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Jun 10

itsgeauxtime:

takashi0:

shadowkixx:

maburito:

le-pokerus:

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Ultra Necrozma: *exists*
that Seaking:

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“Really? You wear that hat with that top? That’s what you’re wearing to my

ascension?

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enriquemzn262:

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kikimora-apologist:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PkmLegendArceus/status/1491481297084207111 (Not My Twitter)

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@xxtc-96xx​

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sadclowncentral:

“if mushrooms are the superior lifeform that really calls the shots on this earth, why haven’t they destroyed us yet?” listen to yourself. have we as humans gotten rid of every mountain on the planet just because we are smarter than big rocks? no!! because they don’t pose a threat to us. sure some people die rock climbing or skiing and that’s tragic but mountains aren’t dangerous to us as a global society. do you see where i am going with this. it’s your misplaced hubris that makes you think that humankind is worth destroying to a mushroom. we are a part of the mundane landscape on the surface. we pose no threat to the mycelian era. humble yourself

fungi are patient. they know that all things will die eventually and that is when they will feast

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Anonymous asked:

where's the fma picture that has some people at a funeral and then there's ed in the background laughing on top of a tree

liquidstar:

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THIS!!

IT WAS MUSTANG’S FUNERAL LOL

icannotgetoverbirds:

thebiscuiteternal:

damonnscroww:

voluntaryvictim:

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glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

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did you just fucking have this

tumblr is just like that.

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demilypyro:

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i’m impressed that frog tax law has a clause that lets you deduct care for sentient transdimensional creatures that live in your basement

shes a dependent