Silver Tongue

Jun 27

lizardtitties:
mortiferamorphasmus:
polyxxena:
Yeah… this is abuse. The stranger with the styrofoam cup is correct.
I found the article, it’s as bad as you think it is:
“Being a psycho girlfriend is a unique kind of power that says A) you have absolute control over your happiness, even the happiness that comes from another person, and B) you’re pretty. When your boyfriend lets you get away with some next level crazy girl shit, he’s essentially saying that you’re pretty and he loves you. And sometimes you need to hear those things by any means necessary. So if you’re in a pinch, you should have some go-to fights to start, just for fun!”
https://totalsororitymove.com/random-fights-to-start-with-your-boyfriend-when-you-feel-like-testing-the-strength-of-your-relationship/
hey everyone! if you so does literally any of these things, especially for the reasons listed in this ass backwards article, they are abusing you. do not stay with abusers.

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one-in-lemillion:

decaymart:
FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
ALCHEM IN THE METAL

Roy: fullmetal, did you have anything to do with this mess?
ed: yes. No. Maybe… I dont know, can you repeat the question?

Ed punches god in the face: Youre not the boss of me now and youre not so tough.

homonculus to truth: life is unfair.

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barfy:

skazuhira:
if Ocelot and Kaz ever fused the result would wear these
thats so highly cursed take it down immediately

(via gearholder)

upstartgeek:

upstartgeek:
“alexa play despacito” is the new “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin”
that’s so sad, let me play you despacito on the world’s smallest alexa

(via jadewares)

joybare:

disney-official:
finally hit 2 followers
why the fuck would you hit 2 innocent people

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goddesssword:

yaboykirby:
emo-salt:
emo-salt:
ive seen people add “real” guns to splatoon shitposts, so why dont we add splatoon guns to normal shitposts
somethin like this
I won’t hesitate, fish

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181 asked: neil cicierega falls under the same category as the mcelroys, does not have any dick energy

papajohnpizzas:

snarthurt:
stinkyhat:
ratguzzler-deactivated20181213:
agreed
Neil Cicierega ABSOLUTELY has dick energy. he created this tumblr
http://dickhealth.org/
he may be capable of harnessing latent dick energy in the world around him but that doesn’t mean he has any of his own
Neil and The McElroys are allowed to make horny jokes but I don’t think anyone should be allowed to view them as horny

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(via thatsthat24)

earthprincewu:

First official post on my patreon! This full illustration as well as the step by step process for it are up!

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