Silver Tongue

Jun 27

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Don’t Eat The Bread

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: At the beginning of the game an insane old beggar woman managed to sell our paladin “bread” in an ally way. We had nearly forgot about it until we took inventory at a hot spring where the boys of our group got curious.

Paladin: I take out the bread

DM: *sighs* I would implore you not too

Warrior: I’ll take a bite if you take a bite

DM: I IMPLORE YOU NOT TOO

Paladin: I take some of the bread and split it with Burn Tee

DM: some crumbs fall into the water you’re sitting in and fizz/green smoke come out

Mage + Tank + Thief: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Paladin and Warrior eat the bread

DM: Congrats!!1! You fucking idiots!! You both are now unconscious for the next 42 hours!!! Fuck Y O U!

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

chess-and-snickers:
“ mashedpootato:
“attempted stress doodling uAu’’
”
@essynkardi
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chess-and-snickers:

mashedpootato:

attempted stress doodling uAu’’

@essynkardi

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silver-tongues-blog:

Me sitting down to do an essay: I should play some music. I shall play simple plan followed by natasha bedingfield.

7:54 minutes later: I have made a grave mistake

thesnadger:
“ forthegothicheroine:
“ rumple-belle:
“ cupcakelogic:
“eldritch genre
”
@zombeesknees
”
Give me the eldritch bodice ripper already!
”
Please I need more.
”

thesnadger:

forthegothicheroine:

rumple-belle:

cupcakelogic:

eldritch genre 

@zombeesknees

Give me the eldritch bodice ripper already!

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Please I need more.

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

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redbeardace:

nextstepcake:

fuckyeahasexual:

sini-sterility:

fuckyeahasexual:

Rainbow capitalism is a cheap marketing tactic and Oreos posted an ace pride graphic but since corporate acknowledgement of asexuality is still so new I’m taken back by it every time

And honestly probably will buy some and through the following week when I hear yet another story about how fascists are in power in America I’ll have a cookie and think about how little, pointless things give hope.

wait, wHAT?!

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They aren’t donating to charity so it’s not like I’m gonna rush out and buy some but still it feels nice to be seen in places I’d never suspect.

Here’s the original! https://twitter.com/Oreo/status/1010310244164128768

This means people who hate aces don’t get cookies anymore.

(via newbarrk)