Context: At the beginning of the game an insane old beggar woman managed to sell our paladin “bread” in an ally way. We had nearly forgot about it until we took inventory at a hot spring where the boys of our group got curious.
Paladin: I take out the bread
DM: *sighs* I would implore you not too
Warrior: I’ll take a bite if you take a bite
DM: I IMPLORE YOU NOT TOO
Paladin: I take some of the bread and split it with Burn Tee
DM: some crumbs fall into the water you’re sitting in and fizz/green smoke come out
Mage + Tank + Thief: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Paladin and Warrior eat the bread
DM: Congrats!!1! You fucking idiots!! You both are now unconscious for the next 42 hours!!! Fuck Y O U!
Rainbow capitalism is a cheap marketing tactic and Oreos posted an ace pride graphic but since corporate acknowledgement of asexuality is still so new I’m taken back by it every time
And honestly probably will buy some and through the following week when I hear yet another story about how fascists are in power in America I’ll have a cookie and think about how little, pointless things give hope.
wait, wHAT?!
They aren’t donating to charity so it’s not like I’m gonna rush out and buy some but still it feels nice to be seen in places I’d never suspect.
