Silver Tongue

Jun 26

fckmeintheassihatethisname:
“ 30-minute-memes:
“That was a wild ride
”
Gummy worms, cheese platter, McDonald’s nuggies, raisins, bread, lines of coke, kush
And some hardcore deep dicking
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fckmeintheassihatethisname:

30-minute-memes:

That was a wild ride

Gummy worms, cheese platter, McDonald’s nuggies, raisins, bread, lines of coke, kush


And some hardcore deep dicking

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bigskydreaming:

There are long threads on twitter of doctors and nurses with literal decades of experience in pediatrics, trauma care, and emergency assistance talking about how they’ve tried volunteering their services at any of the centers where immigrant children are being held. Only they’re all being turned away and told DHS would prefer to work with volunteers who are ‘trained specifically for dealing with these situations’. One doctor with sixteen years of experience as a trauma doctor was told she was ‘overqualified.’

No. They’re turning away qualified medical practitioners looking to volunteer for the sake of the children, because said medical practitioners are mandated by law to report any child abuse they witness. The only doctors and nurses they want in those places are ones they can count on not saying anything about what goes on in there.

The fact that these doctors and nurses are trying to volunteer because they WANT to help these kids is literally what’s disqualifying them in the eyes of the evil pieces of shit who are running these places.

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pressurepride:

sirfrogsworth:

“But Obama did a bad thing too!”

Agreed. 

Now that I’ve acknowledged that, can we please stop the bad thing currently happening that doesn’t require a time machine to fix?

that’s an old soviet propaganda technique called whataboutism. it implies that all actions share a moral equivalency and since no one is perfect, standards are unnecessary

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prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:


I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:


Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.


Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.


And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

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ravensloane:

ravensloane:

ravensloane:

ravensloane:

i’m a simple lad. i see any post even mentioning karkalicious, i rb only to say some iteration of “shut up” or “fuck off” to op for making me remember it

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shut up

wait fuck that’s me

fuck off

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yowulf:
“Anxiety keeps you up at night
”

yowulf:

Anxiety keeps you up at night

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fangsartworkshop asked: Your opinion on DEER

scraps-is-busy:

They are tiny tailed dorks with big horns. I want to collect them all. 

How many have you collected so far?

the-x-button:
“ wheel-skellington:
“ gomigomipomi:
“ joulejay:
“ gomigomipomi:
“Agent 8′s first Splatfest.
”
hey OP what the shit?
also I fixed it
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I’m not sure where to begin with this as I normally don’t post anything other than my art here, but I...

the-x-button:

wheel-skellington:

gomigomipomi:

joulejay:

gomigomipomi:

Agent 8′s first Splatfest.

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hey OP what the shit?


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also I fixed it

I’m not sure where to begin with this as I normally don’t post anything other than my art here, but I have seen enough from your side to prompt me into making this post, so I suppose we should start with the obvious:

1) Swearing, editing my works, and worse of all, throwing heavy accusations around like there’s no consequences and being proud of it. I might not know who you are but I can tell you’re rude and ignorant based on first impression. You have already lost quite a bit of my default respect that I have for anyone before we even begin.

2) I read that you’re a PoC and most likely belong in the group of minorities from where you’re from. Now that’s something you and I have in common, but our biggest difference is, I don’t throw accusations lightly like you did me. 

3) Now let’s talk about art. I have seen people trying to explain to you how color, light, tonal values work, but you seem convinced that as long as it’s not a direct eye-dropped tone, it’s considered whitewashing. There’s a difference between giving a dark-skinned character a lighter shade due to lighting/mood and downright turning them white. And just for clarification, I generally favor pastel-like tones with saturated values at times, which usually resulting in a softer and brighter shade in the things I colored.

Let’s have a look at the official art:

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We know that the creator is trying to convey an atmosphere. Marina is being colored close to a beige tone here, but we can tell she is still shades darker than Pearl, and naturally so. Everything here is meant to look soft and light to convey a sense of relax. 

Here’s another example of light and mood:

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Notice the differences in how the creator colored in these two pieces. One is not more ‘right’ than the other. They’re just being depicted in different mood and settings, often times exaggerated to display a more dramatic effect.

 4) I’m not sure if you’re still with me, but I shall continue on. Your heart is at the right place and your cause is noble. Racism is a very bad thing and I should know, but I think you’re picking the wrong battle. You’re accusing people of something that isn’t intended, creating more enemies than allies, making the environment hostile for the wrong reasons. Your lack of understanding and proper knowledge in certain field has, frankly, caused more harm than help towards your goal and, indirectly, hurting the art community. I don’t bear any ill will towards you and I’m definitely not expecting an immediate change, but all I ask for is that you take a step back and think things through before you decide to throw down the gauntlet again.

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this color-picker tool shit aint clever

i hate this hellsite

@jitterbugjive didn’t someone try to pull the same shit with you?

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yourplayersaidwhat:

-After beating a giant rat to find a large cache of cheese-

Rogue: Cheese…that’s all?
Paladin: Doesn’t sound like you’re having a gouda day.
Ranger: I don’t see your problem, cheese is grate.
Cleric: I don’t disabrie.
DM: Rogue, make a will saving throw.
Rogue: ….6.
DM: You take 5 points of damage and have disadvantage on your will saving throws until you take a rest

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