Silver Tongue

Oct 24

haiku-robot:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:

Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:

1.) Makes less room for soda.

2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.

3.) Crunch. 

You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god

you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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whyberealistic:

because jack falling out of the sky is forever my favorite thing (x)

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could i offer u some jellybeans

banishedquasiroyal:

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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(via retroactivebakeries, retroactivebakeries, transgirljupiter)

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scotchtapeofficial:

veltish:

veryhappyturtle:

swarnpert:

this is the no notes piss cop

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how the fuck did thorin even manage to get lost in hobbiton

aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain:

closetshipping:

like, follow the road and??

what went wrong

how do you even take the wrong turn in this place

you can literally see the door from the path

tHE FUCK DID YOU DO THORIN????

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