Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:
Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:
1.) Makes less room for soda.
2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.
3.) Crunch.
You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god
you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god
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aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain:
like, follow the road and??
what went wrong
how do you even take the wrong turn in this place
you can literally see the door from the path
tHE FUCK DID YOU DO THORIN????
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