Silver Tongue

Jun 21

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

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gomboc123:
“ my-words-are-light:
“Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
” ”

gomboc123:

my-words-are-light:

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

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Jun 20

smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

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buttcheekpalmkang:
“Who’s gonna tell him?
”

buttcheekpalmkang:

Who’s gonna tell him?

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czply-deactivated20200724 asked: I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

adamtots:

jakoski:

adamtots:

loudkittyunknown:

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:

who the fuck cares

So…I almost unfollowed you because of this comment. I didn’t because I like your work…but…I kinda think you might be the kind of person that hates others and can’t accept any feedback. I haven’t unfollowed cause I hope I’m wrong.

who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 cares

I’m not gonna lie, Adam. You’re kind of a dick. And kind kind of, I mean seriously.

Tell me something I don’t know!

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nudityandnerdery:

slyspeaker:

nudityandnerdery:

Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:

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But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:

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Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.

Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.

I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.

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hypodronic:

Honestly, “abolish ICE” is the conservative position. “Try them all for crimes against humanity” is the rational centrist position. Mob justice is the modestly progressive position by now.

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a-perplexing-puzzle:

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

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