Silver Tongue

Jun 20

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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this is absolutely what they’ve done

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Anonymous asked: Do you help Jane make cakes?

asklilseb:

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bogleech:
“ devilishdescent:
“HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
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the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her...

bogleech:

devilishdescent:

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

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fetalpile:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

im going outside to smoke. hope i dont run into any goblins

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Not a Star Wars DnD

yourplayersaidwhat:

* Our party is losing a fight with Manticore *

DM: So what is your next move?

* Everyone is out of options *

Warrior: …What is it!

DM: What?

Warrior: I see a strange light underneath a small rock…

DM: …And?

Warrior: …and you won’t believe this but…there was….a LIGHTSABER!

DM: Don’t

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zagreus:

flame-cat:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

this didn’t trigger my fight or flight reflex it just made me yearn for a simpler, more innocent time

how to trigger fight or flight;
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH

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yourantagonist:

i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming

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