I dont want anymore Death Stranding trailers because I understand less each time
You just know the programmer hate their lives working on Death Stranding “Wait we are making a walking simulator..we are not making a walking simulator but a real life simulator? Why are there babies? I have to make it so that the babies power the machine? Why are babies powering the machine? Please don’t make code ripping off a toenail”
Like what the fuck is this game about? Aliens? Time travel? Invisible alien xenomorph babies? Why did Norman Reedus’s skin turn red? What the hell did that lady eat? Are the babies seriously a power source?
Every Kojima game ever made
i think the original quote is even more wild. it was “he told me he wanted a smelling agent that would smell like blood when the computer heats up.” and honestly that makes me even more scared now that kojima is unchained
I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
I hope my favorite genre of fan art makes a come back: The Super Smash Bros fighters all hanging out together and having fun doing slice of life stuff, but now there’s a big purple murder alien dragon there.
i cant believe melee’s meta has gotten to a point where it relies on using broken controllers to pull off super unintended moves and they still insist that what they’re doing isn’t exploiting glitches and they expect to be taken seriously
like, you are not playing super smash brothers melee at this point. the game you are playing is made out of melee’s mangled corpse. you have gone beyond playing “not the way the devs intended” to “not the way the HARDWARE MANUFACTURERS intended”
you’re relying on hardware that is malfunctioning to do these things and wondering why nintendo doesn’t support you or your community
it’s insane
gladly!
so, one in fifty gamecube controllers have a factory defect that results in the analog stick being a little bit looser, and that looseness in the analog stick allows for more precise analog stick inputs without the stick’s “snap back” interfering
there are melee tricks that require broken controllers like this, so these controllers are highly desirable in the melee community
these broken controllers allow for inputs that would otherwise only be possible with a digital controller like a hitbox
one smash player famously quit a tournament because he lost his broken controller and couldn’t perform the glitches he wanted to in order to win
imagine if you entered a tournament for any other fighting game and said “I REFUSE to play unless you let me use my hitbox”
you’d be thrown out, because your hitbox would be considered an unfair advantage over other players
but fuck it, it’s melee, and melee is all about cheating, and “if i can’t cheat the way i wanna cheat I’M GOING HOME”
pat from Super Best Friends put it best:
“If you have to rely on your equipment being non-standard to everybody else’s in a way that gives you an advantage, that is cheating.”
Indeed he did put it best. Here’s his 20 minute rant about it the week it happened.
meele players jump through so many hoops to justify cheating
