Silver Tongue

Jun 19

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Nina Tucker is a valid kids name

roji-panty-complex:

zachsanomaiy:

shitstuck:

[tumblr icon] in the streets, [discord icon] in the sheets

Giant tiddied dino girl in the streets, egg laying pink foxgirl in the sheets

Pregnant teen in the streets, xenomorph in the sheets

opossum Fursona in the sheets, real life possom in the sheets

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thischarmingmothman:

thischarmingmothman:

With the gen 1 Pokemon games coming out, I know that some people might actually be playing them for the first time, so I would like to share an important tip with you that will help make your gen 1 experience as authentic and perfect as possible:

If you faint while aboard the SS Anne, you can return there again, and the ship won’t depart after you’ve helped the captain. Return to the docks later in the game once you have access to Surf and Strength, because if you use Strength on the truck on the right side of the dock area, you will get Mew! Thank me later, I learned this cool trick from my uncle who works at Nintendo.

Since the new games are going to be Kanto again, bringing back this very vital and important piece of knowledge for you all.

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afallenwolf:
“ jas720:
“I’m fucked because I literally did not plan to live this long
”
Same.
”
World: Welcome to adulthood. what are you going to do?
depressed teen who just became an adult:

afallenwolf:

jas720:

I’m fucked because I literally did not plan to live this long

Same.

World: Welcome to adulthood. what are you going to do?

depressed teen who just became an adult:

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

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guess who met david hayter 

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

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Anonymous asked: What if somehow Market ascended to god-tier and he's super happy and everyone else is like ????????

daily-karkat:

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theres probably one out there somewhere………..

[video]

broken-sanity13:
“ klubbhead:
“ desmondsprettyface:
“ catchymemes:
“  BLOCK 100
HEAVY ARMOR 100
”
So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
”
“Sir you have a fucking bullet in your brain” ”
What, was there no blood to tip him off?
”
He...

broken-sanity13:

klubbhead:

desmondsprettyface:

catchymemes:

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

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“Sir you have a fucking bullet in your brain”


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What, was there no blood to tip him off?

He was likely shot through the nose to conceal the entry wound and bled from the hole deep inside his nasal cavity. To him it would look like he just had a bad nose bleed, hence the elbowing in the face assumption.

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pancakeke:

pancakeke:

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

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these two replies are worrying for different reasons

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