It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
Being present in other people’s consciousness is such a weird concept.
Like to some people I’m a valued friend that they think about a lot. to others I’m the barista that makes their drink just the way they like. or just someone they passed at the store and instantly forgot. or the guy on the internet who keeps insisting stuart little is a homosexual
straight people keep telling me homophobia isnt even a problem in 2018, and yet…