Silver Tongue

Oct 21

But is it an instrument?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: (ooc, looking at book stuff) Oooh, Elemental Planes!

Player: Is mayonnaise on there?

DM: Mayonnaise is not an elemental plane, Patrick.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

aspiringwatcher:

kawaiijohn:

you:  single pure ships are the only way to ship without being problematic

me, an intellectual:

you are missing the outer rim

(via bloodsbane)

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grain-entrapment:

matthewsagan:

whyisitsohotuphere:

grain-entrapment:

matthewsagan:

@grain-entrapment

No!!! What the fuck!!!

new concept: very tall n slim too slim for a person to fall in but same volume

You asked for it. You got it:

STOP!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

What about one that is the shape of a man but very giant

(Source: matthewsagan, via dan-mcneely)

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fun fact about ADHD!

adhd-queer:

if you make fun of someone’s hyperfixation because you think it’s cringey or childish i will actually appear at the end of your bed at 2am with a fucking knife

(via dan-mcneely)

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wheresanegg:

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

(Source: wheresanegg-blog, via wuffleton)

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jasper-rolls:

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

(via bloodsbane)