This is a Homestuck-based fansession that had a major D&D-like battle at the end, and it was all-out chaos.
My character was the Rogue of Time, a need-to-know detail, because she could steal short parts of time for her allies. It’s related to what’s about to happen.
OOC Rogue: Is talking a free action?
OOC basically Fighter: yeah, sure. As long as you get your post in before 5 minutes.
OOC Rogue: Sweet.
IC Rogue: She stands defiantly, with her hat tipped downwards. FRAYMOTIF: Time Shenanigans! Time is stopped for five turns.
OOC Fighter/Mik: Sweet, you basically skipped everyone else’s turns, so I can do this. [Basically, the Black King starts the meteors.]
IC Rogue: OhGodIamABSOLUTESHITatmyjob. [Time was sped up for her own self.]
And then came the Scratch and being flung at the Scratch Mechanism. But that’s a story for never.
Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine
As a lesbian, I appreciate your kind words, sir, and offer to do the same for gay men in any time of need. This solidarity is wonderful
I will kill anyone who crosses u
As a bi, I will defend gay men, lesbians, and absolutely trans lesbians, with my life. I’m a battle axe bi, my bitches, don’t mess with my fam.
The OP is really toxic toward hetero allies supporting lgbt , harrasing them and call them names. What is your damn problem?
Do you even know what pride means? Respect for everyone and not purposely excluding these people who also support you.
Kids these days.
The fujoshi is tryina tell me what pride means this is top tier irony
I can’t believe us gays are oppressing the cishets,,, step aside lgbtq+ community, the str8s are the real courageous oppressed people here
My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).
Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:
Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.
ACTION POPE
the smoke would have to be red, but I’m in
doomguy would be an amazing pope. He would have absolutely no tolerance for evangelists who abuse the bible to further their own greed and hate
What I love about this is that you can see the DM thought process that goes through his head. The initial shock at the high number, the first little eye twitch as he runs the math in his head to see if that’s possible. Then him maintaining his shock as he goes on to the next person because he has no time to let this phase him, he’s the Dungeon Master and he has a god damn game to run.
People say playing D&D is an emotional rollercoaster, but being DM is like riding several rollercoasters all at the same time across parallel dimensions. You are simultaneously audience, arbitrator, improviser, referee, and narrator: I honestly think it’s the best damn workout your greymatter can possess short of being outright possessed.
