remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.
(via wuffleton)
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Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??
(Source: beetledrink, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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(Source: psxsx, via thatsthat24)
phantasmal and resplendent
I finished the Adventure Zone last night?? I mainlined like the last 40 eps in two weeks, I’m sad it’s over
(via bloodsbane)
crushed oreos are basically edible dirt & spunk
whats spunk
oh, you know.
(Source: hachikosyndrome, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…
psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me