Silver Tongue

Jun 07

xxtc-96xx:

some more fusion fun XD with a cameo from @pokemon-ash-aus Peach, she thinks her alternate selves having babies is weird (she’s a teenager so of course lol) they bond with cake

monsterenergytwink:

eternal-fractal:

ahnonotquite:

eternal-fractal:

palmer:

peppapigvevo:

we officially have a professor that looks like he has a grindr profile happy pride month pokemon gays only

Does he mean nothing to you

No he’s french next question

what about him

Oh he’s gay but doesn’t know what grinder is

Turo looks like he’d call me slurs in a taco bell, then hit me up on twitter to ask for butthole pics that same night  😭 😭 😭

turo would send unsolicited dick pics and try to sell NFTs

abraxas-calibrator:

(via newbarrk)

sreegs:

sreegs:

‼️ This post is for people who actually experience winter. ‼️

🚯⛔️ Californians DNI ⛔️🚯

(via newbarrk)

skelettes:

amygdalae:

gemsforeyes:

gemsforeyes:

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

Penis

Not on my watch

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mmmmalo:

thatneoncrisis:

“she escaped with the Signless’ leggings to scribe what she remembered of his teachings onto cave walls in blood” when did she take his pants

(via thatneoncrisis)

devouringyourson:

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super-lazer-piss:

You can lead a horse to water, you can leave a horse behind, because the horse don’t dance and if it don’t dance it’s no horse of mine

(via adurot)

silverpond:

flowerkidlove:

space-arcanist:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

[Video Description:]

A masculine, darker skinned person in a white sweater and black pants standing outside in heavy fog and is talking in a loud and obvious toned voice

Oh no!

I’m all alone!

I hope no one comes out of the ominous fog and comes fucks me!

[end Video Description]

Important aspect left out

A swarm of people race from the fog at the end, ending only as thier figure enters the screen.

(via monsterenergytwink)

kuchintta:

A lil headcanon where as Amy grows stronger, her hammer also gets heavier. xD

He’s shookt knowing that the pink hedgehog in front of him is able to carry a car. sksksksks

Bonus (since someone wants to see her lifting a car. xD)

As if it isn’t already terrifying that she’s carrying a hammer bigger than her own body. SKSKKSKS

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