Silver Tongue

Oct 19

Anonymous asked: Jane but she doesn’t want cake

dailyprospit:

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@deep-sea-prince got me the cutest Purple deer plush for my birthday and I love it

@deep-sea-prince got me the cutest Purple deer plush for my birthday and I love it

(Source: moonpaw)

lambhooves:
“The Gloup
”

lambhooves:

The Gloup

(via taffybuns)

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Welcome To My Platoon

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

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No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

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He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

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The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

This Is MR. RASCAL

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He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

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He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

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His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

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He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

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With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

The Ninth Is ME

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Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

(via bloodsbane)

Anonymous asked: you have a wife?

fruitsoftheape100:

I Have A Wife?

Anonymous asked: you have a wife?

fruitsoftheape100:

I Have A Wife?

askfirestarterspitfire:
“arielries:
“ startrekgifs:
“ preoccupiedpepper:
“ staff:
“ Here it is: Best stuff first Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good.
Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your...

askfirestarterspitfire:

arielries:

startrekgifs:

preoccupiedpepper:

staff:

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

Head’s up folks! Tumblr decided to shit the bed and go non-chronological!

This bullshit is being rolled out this week and it’s going to be default!

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This is dangerous and manipulative.

The main reasons for these “algorithms” that Instagram, Facebook and Twitter have rolled out are manipulating what people see. Content they want you to see gets pushed to the top, anything threatening to their interests gets quietly tossed to the bottom so you’ll be too tired or bored to see it.

I can see this seriously messing with the livelihood of artists, so please reblog if you can!

Reblogging to main because yeeeeaaaaah

(Source: staff, via jestre)

maskandmachete:

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

(via bloodsbane)