Silver Tongue

Jun 12

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daddy-doms-are-gross:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.

when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste. 

waste creates scarcity. scarcity creates demand. demand creates profit. its a disgusting system

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marxism-leninism-utenaism:

alexistillagirl:

wyattsalazar:

when you buy shit from amazon and get pisst off that it doesnt get there fast enough i want you to think about norman reedus crawling through the field of fetus demons with a crying baby on his chest…that’s the sacrifice the mailmen make to bring you your fucking gamer mouse

What the fuck happened at E3

hideo kojima presents: fallout new vegas 2

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pripara-pesbian:

floraldemise:

one of the funniest things about Pokemon and knowing it was made by an autistic man is that in the Pokemon universe, making eye contact with someone is literally canonically saying “you wanna fight” 

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this is just one of many examples of trainers saying similar things like this 

#ok to rb if you want to #I just find this hkdfjghdfg rly funny because in the Neurotypical World not making eye contact w someone is ‘rude’ #and it stands to reason #that in the Pokemon world #making excessive eye contact with someone would read as ‘you wanna fight buddy? you wanna go? you wanna fuckign duke it out right now??’

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plannedparenthood:
“We mourn. We remember. We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.
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plannedparenthood:

We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

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thecoopontlc:
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“ thecoopontlc:
“You can’t revive the dead silly
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Join me, and we shall rule over this fallen kingdom. As Queen… And other smaller queen.
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2018 is such a wild year

thecoopontlc:

thecoopontlc:

thecoopontlc:

You can’t revive the dead silly

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Join me, and we shall rule over this fallen kingdom. As Queen… And other smaller queen.

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2018 is such a wild year

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surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

sharabp:

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

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what timeline are we in exactly

the demolitionman timeline. In the end only taco bell will stand

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Jun 11

sectonia:

>no pay to win

>audience claps

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