my grams just called me TWICE because tr*mp’s interrupted her soap operas for like the fifth time with a press conference and she’s officially had it. there’s gonna be a revolution of elderly black women who can’t watch young and the restless because tr*mp stay butthurt.
update: my grams just called me at work because tr*mp interrupted her young and the restless. “i don’t know why they gotta turn off my stories just so he can lie. he knows he doesn’t treat jewish people right. he wasting folks’ time. i wanna see if phyillis gonna kiss billy.” she’s this close to calling her representative.
update: … i just heard a voicemail on my phone. he’s interrupting y&r again? “he doesn’t know what to do, honey. why is he talking about airplanes? EVERY. DAY. sick of this man. i turned it off and got my word search. he better be off before bold and the beautiful, i know that much.”
hey question for people who don’t play Fallout/just don’t know this factoid
how old is this man. just give it your best guess. general estimate
these are super good guesses everyone! accordingly, I’m very excited to tell you that this is what Bethesda thinks a ripe old 20 year old man looks like
julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.
TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork
Concept: We are sitting on the floor of our new apartment, on our mattress, eating instant noodles we made in the microwave, surrounded by boxes filled with our stuff. Netflix is playing on my laptop. We’re exhausted, but relieved. Things aren’t perfect right now, but they’re good. We can’t wait to start our new life together.
