one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.
ya she’s my buddy i love her!
update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!)
it’s come to my attention that some people haven’t see this entire thing
so i give it to you, and i say: i am sorry you have to live with this knowledge now
I feel like I’m looking directly into the sun
For people who weren’t here circa 2011. This site has gotten much better, now we share completely real stories of a mom berating her daughter for not shipping Reylo.
first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”
