Silver Tongue

Jun 10

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

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allthingshyper:

st-just:

Hero.

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

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queencryo:

Detroit: Become Human (2018)

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u-eimei:

infradedmind:

Lebanese

i thought you were american

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glumshoe:

emibenza8:

glumshoe:

I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started chanting “HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME!” and cheering as the toilet flushed.

its horse time my man

please no I don’t want it to be

you slept through time and met griffin mcelroy, andrew hussie and john mulaney when they were children

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thecoranimal:

poetrylesbian:

murdoc:

irrelevantdoorknob:

murdoc:

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

“1,000,000 feet”

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

Were running out of content

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gamedyke:

gamedyke:

The bi flag is cute y'all got a cute flag

It’s probably because all bi people are cute and wonderful so the flag had to match

@kilalabunnies

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jeremwood:

Ryan has A bounty on him and matt is trying very hard to convince Ryan to let him kill him and get rid of the bounty (read: get the money)

So immortal fake ah where that’s matt’s main solution to any situation. Just straight up any minor inconvenience translates into “well somebody’s gotta die I guess”

One of the crew: oh ive got a parking ticket

Matt, cocking his gun: I could take Care of that for you real quick

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