I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started chanting “HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME!” and cheering as the toilet flushed.
its horse time my man
please no I don’t want it to be
you slept through time and met griffin mcelroy, andrew hussie and john mulaney when they were children
Ryan has A bounty on him and matt is trying very hard to convince Ryan to let him kill him and get rid of the bounty (read: get the money)
So immortal fake ah where that’s matt’s main solution to any situation. Just straight up any minor inconvenience translates into “well somebody’s gotta die I guess”
One of the crew: oh ive got a parking ticket
Matt, cocking his gun: I could take Care of that for you real quick